I believe in birth control.
When I’m going up my girlfriends hole
I believe in birth control!
there’s a shotgun hanging over me
It was unexpected pregnancy
Oh I believed in birth control
Why I had to cum, I don’t know, she wouldn’t blow
I stayed in too long. Now I long for birth control
It just started with a simple kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh how did I get syphilis.
There are pieces falling off of me.
I’m not half the man I used to be.
Oh I believe in leprosy.
Why her box was sick. I don’t know she would not say.
Now my dripping dick won’t get hard
My cock was always coming out to play.
Now it needs two weeks to hide away.
Oh i believe in yesterday,
I believe in yesterday